Sunday, May 28, 2006; 6:20 AM;
[] I know how to make a pot of coffee[] I do my own laundry[!] I can cook for myself[] I do my chores after being told once[] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations[] I think politics are exciting[] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers[!] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick.. really sick..[] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse[] I've never gotten a ticket[] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibilityof it all[] I know what incredibility means without looking it up[] I drink black coffee[] I know how to run the dish washer ...or do the dishes[!] I can count in more than one language[] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.[] I mow the lawn[] I wash my car[!] I can make adults laugh ...without being stupid[] I study when I have to[] I pay attention at school/work[] I remember to feed my pets[] I'm generally organized[!]I can spell experience without looking at the line above[] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee[!] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need[!] I understand jokes the first time they are said[] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over[] I can type fast, because I type every day[] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that[] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on[!] I no longer watch cartoons.[] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour[!] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex[] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the ageof 25 and have a job[] I can read a book and actually finish it[] People have said that I act older than I am[] I can be sent on an errand and not get sidetrackedI AM NINE YEARS OLD ! ;D lameshit
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